Smells like Judgement

If you've ever wondered how to smell like judgement, wonder no more! There is a soap for that! I thought this soap was so very clever when I saw it. Sure, it's soap, and probably smells amazing, but the packaging is everything.

Read the whole label.

See? At first you could not believe they had misspelled "you're", then you get the joke. Of course they misspelled it. To annoy you. You, who are constantly and silently judging people's grammar.

How do I know? Because I have that fresh-just-laundered-and-dried-in-the-sunshine smell, as well!